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MR TOADER

section 01 / a introduction

i am MR TOADER

i do not mog. i toad. it is the sameish result but i am sitting down the hole time.

you flex. i squat. you go gym. i go pond. in 40 year we will see who is more relaxt and it will be me becuz i never stood up once.

toading: yesmoging: noemployed: neverdamp certifyed

$TOADER

section 02 / the coin part

total supply

1,000,000,000

one billion. i counted while toading.

launching on

pump.fun

i will press the button with my foot.

utilty

toading

that is it. that is the utilty.

Toader in front of a green candlestick chart

other coin holder are mogging the chart. i just sit on the chart. it go up out of respekt.

1,000,000,000 $TOADER launching on pump.fun. that is 1 toader for every persen who has ever walkd past my pond without saying hi.

twitter pump.fun dexscreener

section 03 / the toading acadmy

how 2 toad

toading is free. toading is easy. toading is legal in most pond.

Grid of Toader toading in nine different places

step 1: sit down. do not get back up.
step 2: blink. slowly. menaceingly.
step 3: become slitely damp.
step 4: say nothing for 6 hour.
step 5: congradulations you are toading.

warning: once you toad you cannot un-toad. the chair is you now.

anonymous (toad) 08/08/26(sat)

>be me
>green, round, two eyeball on stalk
>guy at the pond start mogging me
>he do the jaw thing. he do the chin.
>i do nothing. i am toading.
>he flex for 20 minut
>he get tired. he sit down.
>he is toading now too
>we toad togethr in silence
>he ask what is my secrit
>i say "i never stood up"
>he cry. he buy 1 billion $TOADER on launch
>mfw toading beat mogging every time

not financial advise. i am a toad.

section 05 / unverifed lore

i invented toading

befor me, everybody was standing. it was chaos. i sat down one time and the hole world went quiet and that is history now, look it up (do not look it up).

Mr Toader Straight Outta Toad Town cover

0 mogs

1,000,000,000 toads

my posture is terrible. my life is perfict.

Toader toading in a garden pond surrounded by leaves

fig. 1 — me, toading professionaly, 14 hour shift

section 06 / the toading grounds

world toading champion

anonymous (toad) — no.10000000

>be me, 7am, pond
>begin toading. no warm up. pro.
>a bug walk past
>bug try to mog me with his tiny legs
>i think about the bug for 4 hour
>do not eat bug. only toad at bug.
>lady with camra says "aww"
>i do not move. i am furnicher now.
>she leave. i win. still toading.
>sun go down. still toading.
>mfw i have been toading since tuesday

excessivly damp. incredibly sticky. undefeeted in toading since birth.

Mr Toader floating in space surrounded by many toads

toading in outer space

section 07 / the end. go outside. sit down. toad.